The idea of team events appeals to some but terrifies others. here are some ideas on what not to say if your boss suggests a team away day.
1. I work with these idiots everyday I don’t want to spend any more time with them than I have to!
2. It’s they who have the issues not me!
3. I’ve been here 20 years and you can’t teach me anything about working with others. I’ve seen countless people come and go over that time and I’m still here.
4. Is it a free bar?
5. What factor sunscreen should I bring along?
6. Your bum looks big in that wet suit. Have you put on weight?
7. The disciplinary panel agreed it wasn’t my fault the last team left it was just a misunderstanding
8. I can’t go within 20m of Donna in accounts due to the restraining order
9. Can I bring my mother?
10. Can we choose a different venue? I’m banned from that hotel.
11. You cheated
12. How uncomfortable are we allowed to make the accounts department feel?
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